Tumblr game: Everyone has a superpower!

notalifetobehad:

arachnerd:

pinchepeaches:

wundagore:

skalja:

bwhahahabeck:

spandexual:

ichronoclast:

diemarysues:

not-the-stig:

bluesherlockholmes:

gimmegomas:

segoli:

slenderbro:

knaveofhearts:

snubbull:

8bitslique:

Here are the rules:

1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.

2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.

3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy…

…IT’S NOT AWESOME AT ALL.

Comic Awarenes

The knowledge that one’s existence is in a comic book.

Can break the fourth wall and comunicate with the readers.

…It took me to a page saying how to recommend top content.

Oh.

Camouflage.

I feel pretty cool.

Zoopathy.

okay

Psychic Navigation
not bad.. 

“Water Manipulation” ……………OMG, GUYS! IM A WATER BENDER! IVE ALWAYS WNTED TO BE A WATER BENDER! :D

Yin & Yang Manipulation

The power to augment the morality or wickedness in others

COOL

Ice Manipulation

The power to Control frozen subjects. A minor skill derived from Water Manipulation and Thermal Manipulation.

Solar Manipulation

The users can direct and bend the flow of the sun’s power, causing sun spot reactions, UV emission, and promote plant growth. Can cause geomagnetic storms and generate solar wind.

OHAI I GIVE YOU MELANOMA~

Mind Control. Classic vanilla, but there’s nothing wrong with that.

The power to control motor functions of others against their will with one’s mind. Not to be confsed with Psychic Persuasion. Also known asMotor-Skill Manipulation or Manipulative Puppetry.

Miasma Emission: The power to exhale a variety vapors of obscuring noxious fumes. Also known as Miasma Breathing, Gas Exudation or Toxic Spraying.

Perspicuity: The power in which one is immune to all psychic penetration.

Given my intense fear of telepaths this works out pretty well.

Energy Absorption: The power to absorb forms of kinetic energy into oneself and utilize it in some way, such as by converting it into physical strength or using it to power energy blasts.

FUCK YEAH YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS

Life-Force Generation - Allowing some beings to live, killing negative beings, and giving power to others. Some beings leak it out, simply releasing it everywhere, others can control its outpouring allowing them to do other things with it.

Dude, this says I can FLY and basically be invincible and shit. COOL.

OmnilockThe divine ability to exist outside of everything. Similar to Chronolock, but encompassing the whole of reality, including negative energy, Chronolocks and other pocket dimensions. This is without question the most powerful defensive power.

The ability to gain demonic power of evil spirits

wow….. I’m scared of demons hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 

(Source: vogonpoetry-)